"The Silence was the loudest thing I ever heard."- Great Big Sea "Clearest Indication"Earlier this week, my DH and I were at odds and not speaking for a couple of days. It happens from time to time and we're past it now and all is good and right in our world.
But that, combined with another strange event, produced one of the most surreal moments I have experienced in recent memory.
On Wednesday evening, at about 11:30pm, I was debating whether or not I was still pissed enough to sleep on the couch, so I was sitting in the den in the dark in a completely silent house and the "noise" was almost unbearable. Whether it was just the sound of blood rushing through my veins, or perhaps just the underlying hum of electricity around me and throughout the house, I don't know, but I remember thinking "For the house to be so quiet, I can't believe how loud it is!"
And then, if you can believe it, I heard a cricket chirping. All the windows were closed, no traffic was going by the house and there's this "reet" "reet" "reet" "reet" noise splitting the darkness. That sucker was in the house...it was on the second floor and it was BIG.
The entire "moment" was just that, no more than a moment, but it seemed to last for much longer while all kinds of thoughts tumbled around in my mind.
Then, the light at the intersection in front of the house must have changed because then the sound of traffic drowned everything else out. And like that, the moment was over, and I went off in search of the interloping cricket, who I discovered had taken up residence under the floor boards in our still-under-renovation main bathroom. I could see him, through a crack in the boards, larger than life and twice as ugly, but couldn't come up with a way to dispatch him without the potential of burning the house to the ground, so I grudgingly went to bed while he chirped on and on throughout the night.
Apparently, it was also annoying others in the house, since it was discovered yesterday morning deceased in the kitchen minus one leg. No one has confessed to the crime yet, but I suspect Quinn since she has a history of insecticide (she spends hours outside in the summer, laying on the patio, squishing ants with her nose).